Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Online Photo Albums

Dear Family,

Below are links to online albums that I thought you'd enjoy. First are photos of my recent trip to southern California; second, photos of Shadyah in Chicago; third, photos of Alan and Matt in Chicago; fourth, photos from Suhail and Fiona's house.

You can download or print any of these photos.

If you have photos you'd like to share, please email them to me and I'll add them to my online albums!

Love,

Jamil

Family Visit


Shadyah's Visit to Chicago


Alan and Matt in Chicago


At Suhail and Fiona's House

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Halloween in the Holy Land

Dear Family,

Halloween.


A chill cuts through the air. Leaves of brown and gold and crimson flutter from the trees onto the city sidewalks. Jack o' Lanterns guard porches, their eyes glowing in the twilight. Monsters are everywhere.





OR

Halloween.

The temperature hovers at a balmy 80 degrees, sunshine scours the rocky landscape, and there's not a cloud in the sky. Witches, pumpkins, goblins, vampires, zombies, and Frankenstein's monsters...are nowhere to be found. (There are, however, plenty of tourists riding around in monstrous buses.)


Halloween in the Holy Land is, alas, a contradiction in terms. Since it's the Devil's big day, it's not terribly popular around here; in fact, it's nonexistent.

One of my colleagues, Paula (from the Dominican Republic, where she tells me Halloween is celebrated in a carnivalesque fashion) shares my sense of loss, and we're consoling each other as well as we can.

Pondering Halloween leads me to think of other things I miss about the US.

1. Friends and family. While the people here are extremely warm and friendly, there's no substitute for the ones I know and love.

2. Supermarkets. In an upcoming edition of the Bethlehem Blog, I'd like to write about grocery shopping in the West Bank and how it differs from grocery shopping in the US. For now, suffice it to say that when I enter the new Dominick's near my house in Chicago I may well burst into tears of joy--especially when I see the bakery section, as I've been eating only pita bread (or some variation thereof) for the past two months.

3. Movie theaters. Bethlehem used to have one movie theater, but now it's gone. Locals can still see a movie every so often in the auditorium of the Peace Center, however.

I miss movie theaters almost as much as I miss supermarkets; and I will likewise probably start to sniffle and sob when I return to one of my favorite Chicago theaters, the River East 21--as I plan to do within days, if not hours, of my arrival in the US.

The idea of a movie theater with twenty-one screens showing twenty-one different films, all of which are new releases--it simply boggles my mind. It may well be that one of Chicago's movie theaters has as many screens as the entire West Bank, and that Chicago's movie theaters outnumber those of Israel and the West Bank combined.

Ah...I feel the tears coming.

I did see Superbad in Tel Aviv, at a theater with six screens, and I was very excited--until I walked into the place, which was sad and shabby.



I strongly suspect that for supermarkets, movie theaters, and shopping malls, America is unmatched in the world. (Those of you who have traveled more than I are welcome to comment on this suspicion.)

You might be thinking I'm superficial; and maybe, having spent my formative years in southern California (which, as most of you know, is to supermarkets, movie theaters, and malls what Rome is to churches) I am. That said, ponder life without any of these places (at least without them in their recognizable forms).

4. Chicago's skyline. Buildings here tend not to go higher than, say, several stories. There are a few skyscrapers in Tel Aviv, but compare its skyline with Chicago's.



While Portland, Seattle, and San Francisco are lovely and NYC is of course amazing, Chicago remains the most beautiful city I've seen. What's more, it's much cleaner and greener than Jerusalem, Bethlehem, Tel Aviv, Hebron, Ramallah, or Istanbul.

5. Mobility. Although this area is, by American standards, quite small, it's not so easy to get from one point to another--and, of course, Palestinians are restricted in terms of their travel. Driving, taking the subway, even riding on public buses--all of these are things for which I'm now deeply grateful. After being stopped at checkpoints, taking hours to travel a few dozen miles, and traveling via prehistoric, bone-rattling cabs driven at deadly speeds, I'll think twice before griping about a traffic jam or a bus that's running five minutes late.

6. Diversity. Tourists aside, there's not much of it here in Bethlehem; and I'm struck by how dramatically non-Arabs stand out from the crowd. It's going to be nice to see people of various races and ethnicities again.

7. Netflix. My queue contains 500 movies (the limit). In contrast, my TV at Madame Mauge's place offers five English-language channels. Instead of spending my evenings in front of obscure horror movies, I'm now watching (at least briefly) movies such as Rush Hour 2.

Given my very limited options, I'm also getting acquainted with old and once-popular TV shows that I never bothered to see in the US--e.g., Law and Order: SVU, CSI, and Prison Break (which last I cherish for its Chicago location). I watch these shows on a channel called MBC Action, which devotes a couple of weeks to one series and then moves on to another. (One of my five male students, Samer, also watches this channel to polish his English.) MBC 4, aimed at women, has offered Charmed (a guilty pleasure of mine), and Desperate Housewives--though now, horribly, the channel has moved on to Dr. Phil.

The other night I saw an episode of Housewives from a few years back, and I was extremely excited; ditto for a very old episode of Smallville that aired recently. And when I happened upon an ancient episode of The X-Files that I'd somehow missed...well, you can imagine my reaction.

"Don't it always seem to go / That you don't know what you've got till it's gone?"

8. Internet (and wireless) access. Bethlehem University's bandwidth is terribly narrow, so I generally wait until 4:00 p.m. (when everybody instantly leaves both the computer labs and the campus) to go online.

If I go off campus, I have two options. Apparently Israeli soldiers raided and trashed one Internet cafe in town, which leaves another that I visit from time to time. It houses machines dating from the 80s or 90s, and local kids congregate there to play on-line games. There's also one restaurant I've found with wi-fi. The place is quite nice, but sometimes it's hard to see the screen through all the nargileh smoke.

9. English-language magazines and newspapers. I've hoarded issues of Time and Newsweek, together with some newspapers in English, that I bought in Tel Aviv, Jerusalem, and Istanbul. To ensure that they'll last, I limit myself to one story per day.

I'm glad I brought my iPod, which I use to listen to all my favorite news shows: The McLaughlin Group, Face the Nation, NPR, etc.

Bottom line: this trip, like all the others I've taken as an adult, has reminded me of how incredibly, astonishingly, wonderfully fortunate I am to be (1) an American and (2) a Chicagoan.

So what, if anything, will I miss about Bethlehem and the West Bank?

Short answer: the people. Speaking generally (and, of course, excluding all of you), the people here are the warmest, most hospitable, most emotionally expressive, and most caring I've ever met. This might sound odd, but they are intensely and beautifully human. They look you in the eyes; they smile broadly; they’re genuinely interested in your well-being; they don’t hide their emotions or veil their thoughts; and if you’re a foreigner, they couldn't be happier to meet you.

In comparison, I'm afraid, many Americans (myself included) don't look so good.

My students' attitudes toward US society (as expressed in some of their essays) are revealing. They see Americans (and those living in "the West") as people who are prosperous materially but impoverished emotionally and spiritually. (OK, they haven't put the idea in quite those terms; but they're still working on their English. I'm giving you the slightly spruced-up version of their observations.)

What concerns them most is the fact that American and European families tend to split apart when the children become adults and leave home to pursue degrees, careers, or marriages. In contrast, children here live with their parents until they get married, and even after marriage parents and children--and in-laws, and cousins, and aunts, and uncles, and grandparents--remain close. The families grow larger instead of smaller.

While my students recognize the independence that comes from the US lifestyle, they imagine our lives as relatively isolated and lonely.

Lately I've been thinking that (for me, anyway) the perfect society would be one that blended the best parts of West and East--i.e., a beautiful city with both plush movie theaters and caring people.

Well, the muezzin has started up (I'm writing from my office at BU), which tells me it's time to head home. Happy Halloween!

Love,

Jamil

Saturday Night Fever in Bethlehem

Dear Family,

I've noticed that m
ost salons here in Bethlehem are called "saloons." At first I thought this was just an odd and amusing misspelling, but I've since come to understand that the Arabic word sounds like "saloon," so there's a method to the madness. (This fact also explains why, to my slight embarrassment and confusion, nobody found the salon/saloon mixup nearly as funny as I did.)

Anyway, several weeks ago I was taking another in my series of saloon photos--of A/D saloon, named after its proprietor, Alla, which is located just across the street from Madame Mauge's apartment building. Noticing my photographing his shop and its misspelled sign, Alla came out to chat--and, being Palestinian rather than American, he invited me in for tea instead of breaking my nose.



Inside, I discovered Marlene Khoury, an English- (and French-) speaking dentist who was getting her hair highlighted. Frankly, though I didn't want to say anything, it looked to me as if Alla's assistants, two teenaged boys who were trying (and mostly failing) to get the aluminum thingies to wrap around her hair, didn't quite know what they were doing, as the wraps kept slipping off and the paste seemed to be getting everywhere (also, they were laughing far too much); but I later saw the result and it looked fine.

Note Marlene (pronounced "mar-LEN") in the sink.

Sorry for the digression, but since we're on the subject of salo(o)ns I have a couple of observations. (1) In Bethlehem (and, I think, in the surrounding towns) there are separate salons for men and women--but I've yet to see a female stylist. Women get their hair done, but women don't seem to do hair. (2) Haircuts here are extremely affordable by US standards. Christina, the English Department's secretary (the term "administrative assistant" is unknown here) recommended a guy, William, to cut my hair but warned that he was "expensive," meaning that he charged 25--not dollars, but shekels (i.e., about six dollars). Since 1991 I've been getting my hair cut by Rand, whose prices over the past 16 years have risen to 27 dollars--so William seemed like a (scary?) bargain. Fortunately, he was all Christina had promised.

One big surprise: he used a straight razor rather than clippers to do the sideburns and neck area. Speaking of straight razors, I've noticed that men here sometimes get shaves as well as haircuts, and I've been tempted to get one myself--since getting a shave in the US is of course considered something of a spa treatment and is generally pretty pricey. (It's ironic how, despite--or because of--the generally lower wages and standard of living here, certain things Americans consider luxury items--e.g., shaves, fresh-baked "artisinal" bread, homemade food and handmade crafts--Bethlehemites take for granted.)

Back on topic: Marlene and I talked for a while, and she invited me to go out sometime. About a week later, on a Saturday night, I climbed aboard her SUV (I'm seeing more of these here now than I did before), said hello to her sister (in the photos below, she of the long, straight dark hair), and we were on our way to Pyramids, a restaurant/club in Beit Jala (a town alongside Bethlehem that basically blends into it). Marlene had said that a singer "from the North" (i.e., from Ramallah or Nablus or thereabouts) was performing that night; this was a big deal because although "the North" isn't too far away, Israeli checkpoints make traveling to and from this area somewhat difficult and time-consuming.




When we arrived, a group of men Marlene didn't know--but whom, I think, her sister knew; it was difficult to figure out the precise nature of the relationships in this group--were waiting for us. Marlene was very anxious about my well-being and kept asking, "You are enjoying?"

I was enjoying--though I had begun to suspect that, quoth Sesame Street, "One of these things [was] not like the others."

"Marlene, you're a dentist, right?" "Yes," she responded. "Do you mind my asking"--and here I knew I was on very shaky ground, but I pressed on anyway, foolishly--"how old you are?" Then followed the inevitable trap: "How old do you think I am?" Well, I thought she was probably about 30--mostly because she was a dentist, and I figured she had to be at least in her late 20s. Usually when I'm guessing somebody's age, I calculate the age I believe the person to be and subtract ten years: for instance, if somebody looks 40 to me I'll say, "30," and the person will often respond with delight: "Oh! I'm actually 32!" This way everybody's happy--and, usually, nobody's the wiser. (When this strategy fails, however, it fails miserably.)

So I said, "Ah...25?" She looked displeased, and I knew I had screwed up. "I'm 22," she responded. My eyes widened. "But how--?" She then explained how it was possible to be a dentist at 22 (she finished school early, yada yada yada).

J: "And your sister?"

M: "She's in high school."

J: "And [I didn't want to use the term "boys," though I began to realize it was appropriate], ah, everybody else?"

M: "They're mostly in college or just out of high school, I think. Jamal [in the photo of the singer, he's at the lower right] is 20 or 21."

Then, of course...

M: "How old are you?"

J: "Ah...41...soon to be 42." (Old enough, I considered, to be everybody's father.)

Now it was her turn to be surprised--or, at least, to feign surprise. "Really? I thought you
were, maybe"--and here she was kind, though I had been (however unconsciously) cruel--"in your early 30s." I thanked her (of course).

Below are photos of Marlene and me at Pyramids and, later in the evening, at Cosmos (see below). There are also photos taken at Pyramids while
the singer was belting out songs Araby-style, everybody was puffing on the nargileh, and people of all ages were dancing and enjoying themselves.



Below: (1) A guy whose name I didn't catch, Jamal, and Marlene's sister; (2) Two members of the group; (3) Have a nargileh! (the guy who kept us puffing).




Eventually it was time to leave Pyramids and head to our next destination, Cosmos.

Weeks after my night out, I was having (Turkish) coffee with the department chair and another English professor, and they were talking about a drug-related incident that had taken place in Bethlehem (where, it seems, this sort of thing is rarer than in Chicago). They happened to mention that this incident had occurred outside Cosmos, at which point I eagerly joined their conversation: "I've been there!" They stared at me--not unlike how two other members of the department had stared at me when I had mentioned spending the evening sharing a nargileh with the "bad boys" of Manger Square. "You've been...to Cosmos?" Mai (who's fun and feisty) asked. "Uh...yes," I responded, now wishing I hadn't said anything. "And what's wrong with that?" cried Jeanne, our chair. "Why shouldn't he go, Mai?" "Oh, no, no! Of course he should go! He should see everything." She returned her gaze to me. "How was it?"

I tried to explain the term "cheesy" to them, but I'm not sure I succeeded. For my fellow Americans, I can paint a picture in seven dirty words: disco ball and fog machine, no irony. Stepping into Cosmos was like stepping into a club from the 70s. The crowd was a mixture of locals and tourists (mostly European tourists, mostly--ah--Eurotrash), and the music was likewise a blend of Arab standards and western pop/electronica. Perhaps you'll recognize the song in the video below.

I eventually joined Marlene and her friends on the dance floor. "You dance very well, Jamil!" she observed--and this would have pleased me, but for the note of surprise in her voice. I took some more photos and enjoyed chatting with the fun-loving George (below, in the middle) from, I believe, Argentina (a Palestinian returning home from the diaspora).

As it neared 4:00 a.m. the club began to wind down. As we headed toward the parking lot, we noticed that an argument had broken out: Walid (see photo, below; he's on the right) who had disappeared half an hour or so earlier, was shouting at three rather beefy and scary-looking men.

Marlene, it seems, had determined to stay out of trouble, and so rather than going to his aid we piled into the SUV and drove off. It seemed we were moving away from Cosmos, but given what happened next perhaps we had turned around without my noticing.

Somehow we discovered Walid on the side of a road that, as far as I could tell, was some distance from the club (which wasn't in view). I'm not sure how he (or, frankly, we) arrived there. In any event, he was shouting at (and shoving!) these three burly men (bouncers?), and it seemed a fistfight was about to break out (i.e., that he was going to be pummeled). Even more disturbing was the fact that five members of the Fatah security forces (armed, as usual, with semi-automatic rifles) were approaching him.

So, naturally, Marlene brought the SUV to a screeching halt alongside Walid and the bouncers, rolled down her window, and started screaming at him in Arabic--apparently trying to persuade him to get into the car (which he didn't want to do). He turned his head from side to side, yelling at the men and at her in turn. I observed the security forces drawing closer. We had only a few seconds before they would be upon us. I sighed, stepped out of the car, grabbed Walid (who was shorter and lighter than I), and threw him into the back seat. Marlene (who handled autos as well as she did people) stepped on the gas and drove off at high speed even as I was trying to (1) hang on to Walid and keep him from jumping out; (2) shut the door.

The bouncers and the security forces disappeared behind us. He screamed and struggled for a while, but eventually he calmed down.
We met the Posse further down the road, handed Walid to them, and drove away. (I never did get a cogent explanation of his wild behavior.)

A few minutes passed in silence.


"So," Marlene asked me, "are you enjoying?"

"Sure," I laughed.

"Would you like to get some falafel?" she asked.

"Ah, no, thank you. Time for me to go to bed."

Off to bed I went...and so ended the little adventure.

Love,

Jamil

Orientation

Dear Family,

I'm slowly getting settled in. Let me start with a few random observations, in no particular order.

The currencies used here are the US dollar, the Jordanian dinar (or JD), and the Israeli shekel. Dollars are
accepted at tourist spots, salaries are paid in JDs, and shekels are for everyday use. (The JD = about 1.25
US dollars; the shekel = about .25 US dollars.) Since the oldest currency I've used up to this point is the
British pound, I'm amazed to be buying things in an ancient coin I've read but never before seen or touched--
and I smile when I think about purchasing, say, electronic goods in sheckels. ("How many shekels for this
flash drive? And for that iPod?")
As you might imagine, by US standards things here are pretty inexpensive. Ten pieces of pita bread cost me
the equivalent of a dollar, and the rent on my enormous furnished apartment--which features a living room,
a dining room, a kitchen, a bathroom, and TWO bedrooms--is $350 a month.
Speaking of the apartment, my landlady introduced herself as Madame Madeleine Mauge. Her name is only
one of the many amazing, stranger-than-fiction aspects of my life here. Mdm. Mauge is a tiny woman in her
late sixties who speaks Arabic, English, and (naturellement) French. She assured me that should the water
be shut off--which, I understand, sometimes happens--she'll provide water from her very own well. She's
very sweet, but I also think she's a canny businesswoman. Everybody in town seems to know her. When I
mention where I'm living, they say, "Ah, yes. Madame Mauge's place." There are several apartments in this
building (which, like everything else here, is made of white stone), and my upstairs neighbor Dennis (whom
I haven't met yet) is another American teaching at Bethlehem U.
A few remarkable things about the apartment:
The stove. It's attached to a gas tank, and I can't quite figure out how it works. One morning I attempted to
brew some espresso using an Italian machineta; but though I got one burner to work for a few seconds, when
the smell of gas began to permeate the kitchen I quickly realized that I was likely to blow up the whole
building and desisted. No doubt Madame Mauge will teach me.
The washing machine. It's German. (The one the Brothers have, you might recall from my previous message,
is French and temperamental; it also takes forever to do a load of laundry--being, in its Gallic way, not
inclined to overwork.) I'm sure this German washer cleans very thoroughly indeed. No doubt it's extremely
efficient. (BTW, since there's no dryer in the apartment I hang things outside to dry.)
The window shutters. They come down like those metal gates in front of stores at the shopping mall (though
they're made of tough plastic). They drop quickly and with considerable force--enough, I'd guess, to crush a
wrist or pulverize a finger.
The satellite TV. Perhaps assuming that, being an American, I would want to watch lots of TV, Madame
Mauge was very anxious to have her handy nephew (or grandson, I'm not sure which) install it. I didn't have
the heart to tell her that I didn't care about watching TV. (I did care very much about Internet service; but
when she offered to look into a dial-up connection for the apartment I politely told her not to trouble
herself.) Install the TV they did--while I was sleeping off my jet lag, as it turned out. (I stumbled out of
bed--fortunately I had fallen asleep in my clothes--to discover Madame observing said nephew/grandson
laboring over cables and whatnot.) I figured I might as well check it out, and within minutes I was utterly
transfixed, mouth agape.
The satellite picks up stations in France, Italy, Britain, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Bahrain, Afghanistan, Greece,
Cyprus, Turkey, Israel, Syria, Sudan, Spain, Oman, Kuwait, Yemen, Russia, Romania, Portugal, Poland,
Germany (specifically, Heidelberg und Bavaria, and a channel called Kaiserslautern), the UAE, Kurdistan (!),
Iran, Iraq, and who knows where else. There are 700 channels available, and when I went through each and
every one of them (which took about two hours) I discovered a TV babel: soap operas in Arabic (they look
like telenovelas but--believe it or not--they appear to be even more ridiculous and extreme); news in Farsi,
French, Italian, etc. (including, of course, Al Jazeera in Arabic and English); game shows and talk shows
featuring men in traditional Arab garb and women in hijab; episodes of The Simpsons in French and Arabic;
House Swap subtitled in Arabic; a channel called Space Toon Arabic, which features old commercials (e.g.,
Tom and Jerry) in French; commercials so surreal I can hardly describe them (my favorite one features two
women in hijab who meet in the market and begin discussing a particular brand of milk; in a moment,
they're transported into a hallucinogenic dream-world where everything is milky white).
A few other noteworthy aspects of life here:
Five times a day I hear the call of the muezzin coming from a minaret in a nearby refugee camp.
(I'd elaborate on that sentence, but I think it needs no embellishment.)
I live within a five-minute walk of both said refugee camp and the Israeli "separation barrier" (a.k.a.
the monstrous--in both senses of the word--and graffiti-covered Berlin-style wall). These topics
deserve an entire blog and blogette of their own. For now, suffice it to say that I feel like I'm
experiencing history as it unfolds--as I did when I visited Ground Zero in December of 2001.
In the morning I see outside my kitchen window a man pushing a cart full of pita bread up the street.

Most--but by no means all--of the women here wear hijab; the men wear stylish (in their own way)
western clothes.
Dogs and cats are generally not kept as pets. There are guard dogs outside some homes, however,
and wild cats roam the alleys and vacant lots.
The Brothers warned me that Bethlehemites like to set off firecrackers (for weddings, and for
any reason at all), and that I shouldn't be alarmed. I laughed and explained that people in Chicago
do the same (though fireworks are illegal there).
Soda cans here still have removable pop-tops of the sort I haven't seen since I was a child. When
I expressed shock at this ("Animals can swallow those and die!"), people seemed unfazed.
People here are astonishingly warm and hospitable. (I should note before providing some instances
of this hospitality that I've yet to interact with younger women--though I have had long and
fascinating conversations with older women who teach at the university. Those who work in the
markets, hang out in the squares, etc. are all men.)
A few examples: 
When I bought some bread this afternoon (hot from the oven--though not, as she warned me, as
good as Amto Suhaila's), the teenager who sold it to me asked, "Where are you from?" I told him,
"Chicago," and he repeated it softly: "Chicago." Then he put his palm over his heart and said,
"Welcome. Welcome."
Two nights ago when I walked into a cafe called Bonjour a few blocks from the university, the
twenty-something man who waited on me asked where I was from, and why I had come to
Bethlehem. When I told him, his eyes lit up. He grasped my right hand in both of his own and
said, "My name is Elias. Anything I can do for you, you tell me. Welcome, teacher, welcome!"
(Both professors and foreigners are held in very high regard here.)
Last night in Manger Square I approached a group of men in their teens and twenties who were
smoking a nargileh and asked them if I might photograph them. They not only consented but
invited me to join them--so I found myself standing in Manger Square, yards away from the
supposed birthplace of Baby Jesus, sharing in a hookah and a bottle of orange soda. Some
members of the security force came by to sample the hookah, and they also allowed me to take
their picture.

More later...

Love,

Jamil

Arrival

Dear Family,

This is the unofficial version of the Bethlehem Blog. Please visit the regular blog for more formal postings, and for most pictures. And be sure to subscribe (just enter your email address in the subscription box, and you'll automatically get updates sent to you).

Here we go.

My friend Peter was kind enough to drive me to O'Hare. As I left him and the US behind, I felt like I have when I've boarded a rollercoaster I wasn't quite sure I was ready to tackle--more than a little scared, and a little sick to my stomach. Fortunately, this feeling passed in a few minutes.

At the gate a few things caught my attention--some ominous and some benign.

In the first column: The Homeland Security Alert had been raised to orange (coincidentally, the same color worn by the first-class Royal Jordanian flight attendants); my gate was M-16; and a member of the ground crew got into a lengthy and heated exchange with some passengers about unattended luggage.

In the second: I noticed a man praying, and a woman in Western clothes teaching her lovely little boy (who gripped a DVD of Ice Age 2 in his chubby hand) to say "Marhaba" and laughing each time he did so.

When I stepped onto the Royal Jordanian flight, I felt as though I had already entered a different country. The head flight attendant was dressed in a bright blue modernized thobe and ruffled the jet-black hair of the boy as he passed her. Walking down the aisle, I saw turned up at me the amazing apple-doll faces of old women in headscarves (95% of the women were in hijab) who also wore thobes and lots of gold bracelets.

A few observations about the flight:

The flight attendants in orange suits and black pillbox hats worked only in first class. Ours looked like those you'd see on a domestic flight.

There weren't a lot of service-related announcements. Suddenly food or drink carts would appear without warning; and they disappeared just as quickly. Warm towels were handed out on occasion. When breakfast came, I was shocked to discover a sausage (!) on my plate. I assume it was made of turkey or beef.

For the first and last couple of hours of the flight, we saw the plane's position on a GPS on the screens. (Of course, I took a photo as we entered the airspace over the Middle East.)

When the plane landed, everybody applauded (as they sometimes do in the US after an especially difficult flight). When the intercom instructed us to stay in our seats, everybody just laughed and--to a person, including all the old women--immediately jumped up and starting rummaging around in the overhead bins. The flight attendants wisely didn't even try to intervene. (In contrast, in the US I've seen single passengers who dared to stand up get yelled at.)

The Amman airport was remarkable for a few things, viz. (1) the big duty-free shops, which specialized in perfume, liquor (!), and cigarettes; (2) the date pie I delightedly devoured (basically a honey-glazed tart with custard, dates, and cashews).

My flight from Amman to Tel Aviv was delayed by an hour. It was quite different from the first flight: the plane was smaller but far more modern; we had to walk onto the tarmac to board; the stairs were flanked by soldiers; while we waited at the gate, a man who appeared to be a plainclothes security officer was observing us closely.

The flight was mostly empty and took only half an hour. The Tel Aviv airport was big and very modern: quite different from the one in Amman. I walked up to Passport Control (one set of metal booths for Israeli Passports, another for Foreign Passports) and steeled myself. I had been warned that I might be questioned extensively, and this was the part of the trip I had most dreaded.

Unfortunately, the experience was pretty much what I had feared it would be.

I waited in line for about twenty minutes, watching as Israelis (including one wearing a Chicago Bulls baseball cap) sailed through their lines while foreigners crawled through ours. The women in the booths (they were all women) stared at computer screens and occasionally spoke on the phone. I noticed with some anxiety that every so often a guy in a uniform with a shaved head would come up to one of the foreigners' booths, take a passport from the lady behind the glass, and say brusquely, "Come!" to the hapless visitor--who followed him into what I feared was one of the infamous "interrogation booths" I had heard tell of. I eyed passports, looking for a pattern but not really discovering one: he pulled aside three Arabs, two Indians, and (incredibly to me) two Korean businessmen in suits. Some Italians got through; but a lady who looked Nordic was led away--perhaps because she was wearing a rat-tail hairdo.

At last I was called to a booth. I wiped the sweat from my passport on my pants, smiled, and tried to engage the woman behind the thick glass; but she wasn't having it. After examining my passport for a few minutes and asking why I was coming into Israel, she asked for my father's and grandfather's names. (Fortunately, I had been prepared for these apparently bizarre questions.) I answered her.

She then sat and stared silently at her computer screen for--and here I do not exaggerate--at least FIFTEEN MINUTES. I wasn't quite sure what to do with my eyes: look at her? look around? look at the floor? gaze up at the ceiling? turn around and look at those waiting behind me? look at the Israelis?

Finally I decided to pull out my copy of Vathek (the Gothic novel about a monstrous caliph who goes to hell that I'll be teaching here together with Arabian Nights, etc. in my "Fantasies of East and West" course) and read it while I stood there.

After a time she again asked about my family, but by then it was too late. The guy in uniform had come for me.

He led me to a waiting area/holding room where I found the other people I'd seen taken away. It contained about twenty chairs, a TV (which was broadcasting some steamy Israeli evening soap), and a Coke machine. I was pleased to see an Arab-looking woman in hijab (who spoke unaccented English) who was comfortable enough to walk up to the machine and get a Coke. (Alas, she was destined to be detained even longer than I was; I never saw her depart from the airport.)

We put our bags on a table (they weren't inspected, however) and waited under the watchful eye of a twenty-something man who was sort of rude. I hated to lose sight--never mind possession--of my passport; but I picked up Vathek again, inspired by the Coke lady. After about fifteen minutes I was led away to another, smaller waiting room. There were a few chairs filled with sad- and/or anxious-looking people, and two offices with interrogators sitting behind desks--one man, one woman.

The interrogation cubicles.

They didn't close the doors to these rooms, so I got to hear an African man questioned for a while by the woman (who seemed pretty fierce). "How much money are you carrying?" she demanded. Then I heard her ask, "Why come here? Why not Turkey?" I was pretty creeped out by this point.

Ten more minutes passed (more Vathek, though I couldn't really focus on my eighteenth-century eastern fantasy), and finally I was called into the room with the guy in it. He was in his thirties, handsome, with a shaved head. Kinda scary looking, all things considered. I sat down and smiled, doing my best to be relaxed.

For the next hour (?) or so, we talked about my family. I volunteered the name and birthplace of my mother, neither of which interested him. He wanted to know my dad's name and my grandfather's, and where they were born. I told him. He'd never heard of Lifta--which wasn't surprising. I mentioned East Jerusalem and explained that since my dad left in 1952 and never returned, he might well not be in their database. Nevertheless, he searched said database (in vain) for my father, grandfather, and grandmother. We even tried uncles (he had no interest in Amto Suhaila), again without success.

At one point he asked, "What's your family name?" "Mustafa," I responded. "No, I mean the name of the entire family." I think he was referring to something like a clan name, but I wasn't certain. "I was born in southern California," I said, smiling slightly. "I have no idea what you're talking about."

I want to stress that, despite his appearance and his relentless stare, this man was not unfriendly. At one point--when, improbably, it turned out that his dad and mine shared the same birthday--he even laughed. He seemed like a guy doing a job that he didn't particularly like doing. I was reminded of the time I was arrested for driving on a suspended license (if anybody hasn't heard that story, I can tell it sometime), and the cop reluctantly explained that I'd have to be locked up. Nobody's fault, just going by the book.

After a while he said, "I'm sorry, but I need to find this information. Until I do, I can't let you leave. This could take five or six hours."

I thought of the poor man waiting for me in the arrival area, Br. Neil. He celebrated his seventieth birthday some years ago, and he was Bethlehem University's Vice President of Academic Affairs, no less. No doubt he was wondering what had happened to me (BTW, he didn't carry a cell phone). I sighed. It was after 2:00 a.m. I had been detained for two hours.

Finally I thought to use my new global cell phone (only $3/minute) and try to contact Amto Suhaila. Surely she would know about Palestinian identification numbers and clan names and whatnot if anybody would.

Unfortunately, when I called her numbers there was no answer.

I finally got Amal on the phone. She told me that nobody was in the computer because they left so long ago, that when she herself went through Tel Aviv she had not been detained (lucky Amal), that Amto wouldn't know any more than she did, that nobody had any ID numbers, and that I should just explain all this to my interrogator.

I asked Amal to see if she could reach Amto anyway.

After a few more minutes of looking at the screen, the man abruptly left the room. Five minutes passed. Then I heard a mysterious voice (not his) say, "Come."

I walked out of the office and back toward the original waiting room--where I saw almost everybody who had been sent there over an hour before (including the poor Coke lady and the Korean businessmen, all of whom seemed very unhappy). Before I arrived, I was stopped by a young woman holding my passport.

"You can go now," she said.

That was it. Done.

By this point I was tired and perplexed. "Miss," I said with only a slight edge to my voice, "I'm traveling through this airport three more times while I'm here." (In October to and from Istanbul for a trip to get my three-month tourist visa extended, and again in January en route to Cairo and Chicago.) "Should I expect this to happen each time?" She looked at me with a mixture of displeasure and sympathy, shrugging. "Maybe not. But who knows?" "Should I plan to arrive at the airport a few extra hours early, just in case?" Another shrug. "Wouldn't hurt. It's different each time." I thought of my 8:00 a.m. flight to Istanbul, and my stomach sank. "Do you think my luggage is still at baggage claim?" "Should be."

And then I left. The airport was practically deserted by this point. I met poor Br. Neil (who understood completely), and we drove through Jerusalem and the checkpoint into Bethlehem--which looks just like it does in photos and videos: like the Berlin Wall, though perhaps a bit taller; and--get this--on the Israeli side there's some sort of sign about peace, while the Arab side is covered with graffiti.

Finally we arrived at the Bethlehem University campus and I got settled into the Christian Brothers' residence. I found a nice little sign on my room's door welcoming me, headed for the pantry (I was starving), and ate what I could find there: a can of tuna fish, some Pringles, a banana, and some M&Ms. To fight what appeared to be an oncoming cold (lots of coughing on those flights) I drank a glass of Airborne (pink grapefruit--unexpectedly tasty and refreshing), and I popped an Ambien my doctor had prescribed to help me sleep on the flight and deal with jet lag once I'd arrived.

Unfortunately, these didn't mix well. When I headed back to my room I felt dizzy, and the moment I entered my little bathroom I threw up all over it--and I do mean ALL OVER. It took me about an hour to clean up as best I could, and to pile up all the bathroom towels and rugs so that I could later try to figure out how to clean them using the Brothers' bizarre French washing machine--which is as cryptic as you'd expect a machine from France to be. By this point it was 5:00 a.m. and well past time for bed.

Speaking of bedtime, it's now 11:30 and time for me to wrap this up.

To be continued...

Love,

Jamil